I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
My bed is full of blood and feathers
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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