Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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