I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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