He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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