so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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