god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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