Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
What a dumb baby whore.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize