she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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