i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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