and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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