Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
