i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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