I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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