I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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