"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I smell stomach acid.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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