There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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