so that wasnt chicken after all
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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