We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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