only if we run a train.
done.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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