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So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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