All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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