HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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