In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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