ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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