all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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