why didn't you poke me back
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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