awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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