My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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