all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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