Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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