did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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