just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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