Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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