I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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