Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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