Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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