I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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