i think i have herpe
just one?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So vagazzling was a success
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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