Soap is not a condiment
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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