Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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