I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think my moral compass just broke
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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