She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I smell like Dick and happiness
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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