I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The ass gains better be worth it
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