I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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