Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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