So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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