Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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