my mouth tastes like poor choices
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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