I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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