About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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