ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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