He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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