Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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