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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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